Krisumasu (shit, did I spell that right?)

Most people wish to celebrate the wonderful holiday called Christmas.
Others wish to celebrate the slightly-wonderful-but-not-as-filling holiday called Hanukkah.
Some don't do anything exciting in December, ever... (or maybe they fast, I'm not a religion scholar).

But here, I'm gonna talk about Christmas. If you wish to inform me about other holidays that people celebrate, e-mail me, and I'll block you from my e-mail (that means I don't give a f**k right now).

Note: If you one of those people who don't celebrate the holiday of Christmas, you are welcome to get the f**k out.

Background:
Christmas is the day of December 25th that Christians (and non-Christians) celebrate what's supposed to be the birth of Jesus Christ (those non-Christians just rip off our holiday, bastards). What most people usually do is forget the whole point of Christmas, and stuff their fat asses until they're in a coma at a hospital, getting their stomach pumped (serves them right, assholes). Christmas is also called "Christ's Mass", "Nativity", "Incarnation", "Yule Tide", "Noel", rather incorrectly "Xmas", and even "Winter Pascha." It's celebrated on three different days, most commonly December 25th, but also January 6th or 7th (for some religious nuts).

There, you learned something you can share with others around the water fountain (or water cooler, for grownups).

I, being the asshole I am, am going to totally bash others who don't see the significance of Christmas for real, but only see it as a getaway from work to sit at home all day on their lazy asses.

Christmas is supposed to be celebrated jovially. Now I don't mean like those dumbasses who totally deck out their house in lights, decorations, and signs saying "THE NORTH POLE : HERE" (those guys need a life), but like people who actually love the holiday for what it is: a celebration of how Jesus Christ was born into the world.

But those of you who see it as a way to just get presents, or a way to get off work, lemme tell you something.
You guys are just lazy assholes who don't see a point in life but to just lay all your burden on others, and become obese, and make more work for companies like Jenny Craig.

If you use Christmas to spend time with your family, go on a holiday that you WELL DESERVE (assholes), or actually understand the point of Christmas, give yourself a pat on the back. I won't be shooting you anytime soon.

This is much like my Thanksgiving post. People don't understand the full point of a holiday, they just take it for granted.

Don't be retarded, and think. Use your mind. Don't take shit for granted. If you do, you'll be fucked for life.