Hi... Errr... I'm Vincent. And... I've been curse word free for... about... four seconds. I'm glad to be here at Cursors Anonamous...
Speaking of which, I haven't touched a computer mouse in like... five minutes...
Ok, bad joke. Moving on.
Yes. The words we all know and love. The most common and most loved one is "fuck", least used and least loved is "nigger", or more commonly, "nigga".
Ok, look. I'm not doing this to fricken look cool. No. I'm doing this so I can show you my policy of curse words. This is basically to show you I'm not some upturned punk asshole who sags and spits on the ground every two seconds with the f-word inserted five times in every sentence.
No, I'm just a normal Forensics kid at JLHS. Well, more abnormal than anything, but that's another story.
Anyway, to the policy.
Ok, here's the lowdown. I only curse... when I want to... I know what you're thinking. "Well no durr.. I didn't need rocket science to figure that crap out."
Well... yeah, you didn't. No one really needs rocket science for much... except things concerning rocket science...
Sorry, bad joke again.
Anyway. Ok yeah, I only curse when I want to. Of course, there are the times when I do something completely stupid and I can't help but muttering, "shit", "fuck", "dammit", or in some rare cases, "wanker". Yes... I speak England English too.
But other than that, I'm trying to lay off the curse words. Little do people know, cursing is much like smoking, or getting addicted on Vicodin or heroin. You soon develop a psychological need for it. Soon, need transforms to habit. I remember in... fourth grade I think, swearing was literally second nature. Every fourth word was a swear word (except in the classroom). I'm LITERALLY trying to stop. F-ing habits.
Nonetheless, I still use them when I'm REALLY pissed off. Like if some asshole keeps taunting me just because I said "Oy!" once (for some it's "Oi!" but that's beside the point) I get really pissed and say, "Dude... Don't fuck with me. You'll fucking regret it. I'll humilate you so fucking bad, your mom will have to come to school to bring you a new pair of pants because you shit your old one. Stop being a dickhead, get a fucking life, and go to fucking class, you shitfaced asswiping good for nothing fucker."
By then... I somehow get away scot-free even though like.. three teachers passed me at the time... Don't ask how the hell that happened, it just did.
So don't piss me off.
Anywho... Errr... Ok the list...
The list is probabily words that I constantly use... I don't use all of them EVERY day... that's scary
"Shit", "Wanker", "Baka", "Dickhead", "Fuck", "Hell", "Retard"
That's probably about it... I only use them mostly. If you hear me use different ones... well, that's life.
Uhh.. for these blogs, I'll try to keep this thing all... "family-oriented". So basically, most of the time, you're gonna see most of them starred out. The only one I will type fully, frequently, is shit, or retard... and maybe I'll throw in a wanker every once in a while. Just as an added bonus for you happy-go-lucky customers.
See? With my policy, you get two for one deal. Nice, eh?
Err.... okay... I can't think of anything else to say. Uhh... type, rather.
So I guess that's it. Cheers.
When you get shot, whatever you do, stop, drop and roll, then hide under a table so you won't get killed.
~Vince
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